This is an ad I did for Blind Billy’s Discount Blinds and Window Treatments. I kept my mouth shut on this one and cashed my check. By all accounts his store was pretty successful and wound up basically being a really cheap Kohl’s.
graphic art
Dylan #2
This is the second thing I’ve done for this cult. It’s presumably a warning to its adherents to get a cleansing with No More Tears shampoo. I charged double since I’m effectively doing ad work for two products.
Thanksgiving 1991, Americans for Protein Alternatives
During the early 90s there was a brief fad of “alternative proteins.” The APA tried to get people to eat things like snake, raccoon, macaque, and even box turtles, which we marketed to replace turkeys. It didn’t catch on, but I do recall being invited to a Passover seder where the Z’roa, or lamb shank, was replaced with egret.
Dylan
I’m currently working on an ad campaign for this really interesting self-help organization. I’m not sure if the client is, like, the baby in the image below, but I know I write “our dylan” on all their invoices and an adult man in a business suit wearing a diaper (like, outside…over his slacks) picks up the artwork and pays me.
Doloresh Krimball
NoNoKitty Flier
Client: PantherCorp
Date: 1997
Campaign: promotion for NoNoKitty combo spritzer-personal massager. Ostensibly this thing was used to dissuade cats from interrupting…a person’s personal time.
One-Hit Kick Sport Ad
Not my best work, but the clients loved it.
Client: One-Hit Kick Sport Association of Florida
Date: 2000
Campaign: Promoting the long-standing and vicious rivalry between the Crazy Town Butterflies and the White Town Women.
2000
Valloweastermas Promotional Flier
Client: Candy Efficiency Council
Year: 1997
Campaign: Valloweastermas, combining all four candy-intensive holidays into one, cost-effective celebration
1997
Fourth Lesson: Remain Steadily Movable
Mixed media, 2016
Hot New Revival Craze
Mixed media, 2016
Matthew C. Mariner 