This was an advertisement I did for Right Fit, a casting company specializing in different kinds of…boys. Yeah, I know. Listen, we all have to make a living and the early 90s were pretty hard on me, so I might have taken a job or two that didn’t exactly seem okay.
Part 1 in a potentially endless series of what every text conversation would look like between the male and female leads in every single film by Jean-Luc Godard.
For anyone that knows me, they know I can abide mass murder before I abide sidewalk hogs
Hail Tina.
Don’t get me started on Sean.
Thanks for voting for Reagan and then blaming our attitudes on apathy and entitlement when we complain about how houses don’t cost $20,000 anymore and we can’t just work a part-time job to pay for college.
This is an ad I did for a a limb removal service specializing in arms. It was a big fad in the early 90s to have your arms cut off by a licensed limberjack. We all have that crazy aunt who has no arms and insists her life was way better as a result of having them voluntarily amputated. But we all know who can’t feed herself or, you know…during Thanksgiving dinner.
Fun fact: the model who portrayed Beefcake Blaine (real name Hartwell Tumnusiamish) played for two seasons with the Tampa Bay Storm in the Arena Football League. Sadly he perished while flexing a little too hard during a team photo-shoot and his neck exploded.
