This is an ad I did for a a limb removal service specializing in arms. It was a big fad in the early 90s to have your arms cut off by a licensed limberjack. We all have that crazy aunt who has no arms and insists her life was way better as a result of having them voluntarily amputated. But we all know who can’t feed herself or, you know…during Thanksgiving dinner.
Fun fact: the model who portrayed Beefcake Blaine (real name Hartwell Tumnusiamish) played for two seasons with the Tampa Bay Storm in the Arena Football League. Sadly he perished while flexing a little too hard during a team photo-shoot and his neck exploded.
I used to play Magic: the Gathering at lunch in middle school, thought reading MacWorld Magazine on the bus was cool, and once almost shit my pants at school because I ate three bowls of Reese’s Puffs for breakfast, and even I would have been pantsing the Hagar slacks from this dork until his dying breath.