I found these little gems while putzing around a yard sale at some big-ass mansiony ranch-type place in Marin County, CA. $2 for both! Presumably one has Jawa sounds (gotta find diskette 1) and the other “Palpatine lighting” (maybe the original sound? video clip?). Anyway, I’m definitely going back because that guy was selling all his Star Wars shit for dirt cheap.
This is an ad I did for DV Pigs, Inc., a hog concern in Iowa that formerly sold piglets to men desperately searching fro the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. The operation was shut down by the USDA after it was discovered the piglets being sold were actually hairless French bulldogs riddled with contagious skin parasites.
These are scans of photo prints I found at a yard sale in 1997. It seems this studio used to do portraits of kids with a little blurb about what they wanted to be when they grew up. I wonder if Daniel, Janelle, and Cyndi realized their dreams!
I found this odd little…oddity at an ARC thrift store here in Denver. It’s of former Mayor Frederico Pena suffering some horrendous “rite” wherein a local politician dismembers the incoming mayor’s dominant arm. I’m still getting used to the strange habits of Colorado.
This is the second thing I’ve done for this cult. It’s presumably a warning to its adherents to get a cleansing with No More Tears shampoo. I charged double since I’m effectively doing ad work for two products.