Lucasfilm Artifacts

I found these little gems while putzing around a yard sale at some big-ass mansiony ranch-type place in Marin County, CA. $2 for both! Presumably one has Jawa sounds (gotta find diskette 1) and the other “Palpatine lighting” (maybe the original sound? video clip?). Anyway, I’m definitely going back because that guy was selling all his Star Wars shit for dirt cheap.

lf_jawasounds_2 lf_palpatineltng

Daniel Valenswine’s Holiday Pig Farm

This is an ad I did for DV Pigs, Inc., a hog concern in Iowa that formerly sold piglets to men desperately searching fro the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. The operation was shut down by the USDA after it was discovered the piglets being sold were actually hairless French bulldogs riddled with contagious skin parasites.


Pena Dismemberment Rite 35mm slide

I found this odd little…oddity at an ARC thrift store here in Denver. It’s of former Mayor Frederico Pena suffering some horrendous “rite” wherein a local politician dismembers the incoming mayor’s dominant arm. I’m still getting used to the strange habits of Colorado.