Thanks for voting for Reagan and then blaming our attitudes on apathy and entitlement when we complain about how houses don’t cost $20,000 anymore and we can’t just work a part-time job to pay for college.
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Monsieur Kaprikorn
Mixed media on print, 2019
Dr. Devlin Dean Devlin’s Patented Arm Removal Service
This is an ad I did for a a limb removal service specializing in arms. It was a big fad in the early 90s to have your arms cut off by a licensed limberjack. We all have that crazy aunt who has no arms and insists her life was way better as a result of having them voluntarily amputated. But we all know who can’t feed herself or, you know…during Thanksgiving dinner.
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Fun fact: the model who portrayed Beefcake Blaine (real name Hartwell Tumnusiamish) played for two seasons with the Tampa Bay Storm in the Arena Football League. Sadly he perished while flexing a little too hard during a team photo-shoot and his neck exploded.
We Still Do Touching
Lycra Bustier: Smooch
Motel 7
Mixed media on cardboard, 2019
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I used to play Magic: the Gathering at lunch in middle school, thought reading MacWorld Magazine on the bus was cool, and once almost shit my pants at school because I ate three bowls of Reese’s Puffs for breakfast, and even I would have been pantsing the Hagar slacks from this dork until his dying breath.
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I’ve never seen someone use a chair like that, but to each their own I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SCORNICATOR : Mount Bloodmore
I recently did the album art for one of my favorite death metal bands, SCORNICATOR. It’s a departure from their earlier albums (like Steppdadd and Cosmic Gang Rape) but I welcome the inevitable evolution of a solid hardcore outfit. Check out Mount Bloodmore on Rotify and I Kidney Radio.
